Liam Hogan

Liam was abandoned in a library at the tender age of 3, only to emerge blinking into the sunlight many years later, with a head full of words and an aversion to loud noises. He lives in London and dreams in Dewey Decimals.

  • Fishing for Keys

    The hook was two foot through the letterbox before I clocked the old geezer. I’d been aiming for the keys. I always go for the keys.  With a key, you can let yourself in nice and quiet-like, pick up wallets and iPhones and anything else you take a fancy to, on the hall table, or…